Wednesday, November 17, 2010

The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

Holy crap what a freaking TERRIBLE movie.  It's your typical horror movie filled with the usual terrible mistakes people make in them.  I rage the most about it because everything could of been avoided if they just drove on a fucking flat.  The movie is about a mad scientist trying to make crazy ass things from both people and animals.  He is literally trying to make a human centipede from 3 people.  Brilliant!  how does he do this?  Why connect them from ass to mouth.  Then try and train them to act as one.  I'm gonna go ahead and spoil this for you because this movie is such trash.  They all die!  Hrm i never knew eating poop and getting an infection would kill someone.  I did kinda cringe at the 1st poop eating.  The only good thing about this movie was the hot chicks in the 1st before they are connected ass to mouth to a asian guy.  The curly hair chick is mah waifu, she is crazy hot.


34 comments:

  1. omg,,what is with her face,,i like it

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  2. If you have a scat fetish though you'd enjoy this movie I guess?

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  3. lol wtf, dont know if i want to watch it :D it looks strange but nice :D

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  4. When I saw this trailer I couldn't believe it was real! It's so retarded lol

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  5. I've seen this movie, its pretty gross, but not very scary.

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  6. i cant believe this is a two parter

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  7. Haha looks like a really crappy movie, bad acting and all. However, I would really enjoy trying to make that actually work as a surgeon. You would have to limit the ability of the people towards the front to digest the food so that the people following could still receive nutrients. Also, you'd haev to destroy most microflora inside every person in the chain since they would end up giving illnesses to the people eating their poop. :D

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  8. I knew that movie would be completely stupid. Never bothered to watch it though. Thanks for the warning.

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  9. i agree, looks like typical horror flick...although the woman with the staples...yeahhhh!

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  10. Creepy movie, and I didn't like it very much.

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  11. That movie was awful... in a good way.

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  12. the trailer looks great! i will definitely check this out

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  13. yeah this movie was shit seen better on xhamster! lol

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  14. Cool story, bro!
    Following your blog

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    Following you bro!

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  16. Lol this film looks so fucking bad haha, i've got to watch it, some films are so bad there good :D!

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  17. nice i like your post!
    Following you bro!

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  18. I knew within the first 10 seconds of seeing the trailer that I was never going to see the movie. Way too creepy haha.

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  19. Virtue preserved from fell destructions blast, Following!

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  20. Ahahaha, I recently added this to my Netflix queue, I'm a sucker for horror movies, good, terrible or whatever. Everyone says it's the worst thing they've ever seen, I can't wait to watch it.

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