Wednesday, November 17, 2010

The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

Holy crap what a freaking TERRIBLE movie.  It's your typical horror movie filled with the usual terrible mistakes people make in them.  I rage the most about it because everything could of been avoided if they just drove on a fucking flat.  The movie is about a mad scientist trying to make crazy ass things from both people and animals.  He is literally trying to make a human centipede from 3 people.  Brilliant!  how does he do this?  Why connect them from ass to mouth.  Then try and train them to act as one.  I'm gonna go ahead and spoil this for you because this movie is such trash.  They all die!  Hrm i never knew eating poop and getting an infection would kill someone.  I did kinda cringe at the 1st poop eating.  The only good thing about this movie was the hot chicks in the 1st before they are connected ass to mouth to a asian guy.  The curly hair chick is mah waifu, she is crazy hot.


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30 comments:

  1. SugarNovember 17, 2010 at 10:19 AM

    omg,,what is with her face,,i like it

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  2. MarkoManagerNovember 17, 2010 at 10:32 AM

    Hm, no comment, hehe

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  3. caretakerNovember 17, 2010 at 10:38 AM

    interesting post....

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  4. David DavidsonNovember 17, 2010 at 11:10 AM

    If you have a scat fetish though you'd enjoy this movie I guess?

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  5. HondaXNovember 17, 2010 at 11:48 AM

    interesting vid

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  6. HoshiNovember 17, 2010 at 12:48 PM

    lol wtf, dont know if i want to watch it :D it looks strange but nice :D

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  7. zonNovember 17, 2010 at 1:02 PM

    o___o whoa.

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  8. AnonymousNovember 17, 2010 at 1:50 PM

    When I saw this trailer I couldn't believe it was real! It's so retarded lol

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  9. BrosephusNovember 17, 2010 at 1:54 PM

    I've seen this movie, its pretty gross, but not very scary.

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  10. Mr.BrightsideNovember 17, 2010 at 2:01 PM

    aww shit

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  11. AnonfourtwentyNovember 17, 2010 at 4:30 PM

    I heard about this, creepy

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  12. Cpt PownzorNovember 17, 2010 at 4:40 PM

    i cant believe this is a two parter

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  13. T.dotNovember 17, 2010 at 6:25 PM

    creepy shit

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  14. caretakerNovember 17, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    interesting post....

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  15. Classically Trained NubNovember 17, 2010 at 6:42 PM

    Haha this movie was soooo bad.

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  16. DanNovember 17, 2010 at 8:57 PM

    Haha looks like a really crappy movie, bad acting and all. However, I would really enjoy trying to make that actually work as a surgeon. You would have to limit the ability of the people towards the front to digest the food so that the people following could still receive nutrients. Also, you'd haev to destroy most microflora inside every person in the chain since they would end up giving illnesses to the people eating their poop. :D

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  17. MellisaNovember 17, 2010 at 9:26 PM

    I knew that movie would be completely stupid. Never bothered to watch it though. Thanks for the warning.

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  18. stoneycaseNovember 17, 2010 at 10:41 PM

    i agree, looks like typical horror flick...although the woman with the staples...yeahhhh!

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  19. KartoffelnNovember 17, 2010 at 11:21 PM

    Creepy movie, and I didn't like it very much.

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  20. AnonymousNovember 17, 2010 at 11:44 PM

    no way in hell im clicking play

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  21. SebastianNovember 18, 2010 at 12:17 AM

    That movie was awful... in a good way.

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  22. AnonymousNovember 18, 2010 at 3:02 AM

    the trailer looks great! i will definitely check this out

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  23. kennett4November 18, 2010 at 4:07 AM

    yeah this movie was shit seen better on xhamster! lol

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  24. LemmiwinksNovember 18, 2010 at 5:25 AM

    Cool story, bro!
    Following your blog

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  25. rebekillahNovember 18, 2010 at 7:19 AM

    I heard about this, creepy

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  26. AnonymousNovember 18, 2010 at 9:17 AM

    nice i like your post!
    Following you bro!

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  27. LepoidimNovember 18, 2010 at 9:38 AM

    Lol this film looks so fucking bad haha, i've got to watch it, some films are so bad there good :D!

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  28. caretakerNovember 18, 2010 at 10:12 AM

    nice i like your post!
    Following you bro!

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  29. Shelby FoxNovember 18, 2010 at 11:05 AM

    I knew within the first 10 seconds of seeing the trailer that I was never going to see the movie. Way too creepy haha.

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  30. TencrownsNovember 19, 2010 at 8:08 AM

    Ahahaha, I recently added this to my Netflix queue, I'm a sucker for horror movies, good, terrible or whatever. Everyone says it's the worst thing they've ever seen, I can't wait to watch it.

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